Happy National Tequila Day!
I am a staunch proponent of indulging oneself in all things fine and all things delicious:
- entire jars of Nutella in one sitting
- those $900 shoes everyone judges you for buying but you know you will wear at least thrice in your lifetime and therefore it is a justifiable purchase [?]
- leather-bound books
- extensive/expensive retail therapy
- betting on horses (“I have to see a man about a horse…”)
Essentially, when an opportunity to go overboard (some might call it by its more refined name: ‘above and beyond’) presents itself, I try to take it. Just like a bull and horns, picking up the reins, putting feet in front of other feet, etc.
Well, folks, today is a great day to be cray (or, an excuse to go above and beyond). It’s National Tequila Day, which luckily falls on Tequila Tuesday. The latter is a holiday I just invented now, but it works. And you know what? It makes today DOUBLY SPECIAL and DOUBLY TEQUILA-FILLED.
So. I hereby charge you with imbibing a minimum of one tequila-themed drink today, and a maximum of fifteen (let’s be respectable, yes?). If you feel uncomfortable with that, I’ll allow you to buy someone else a tequila-themed drink in exchange for drinking one yourself.
Please, don’t blame any of the embarrassing moves you pull today on me. I can only control your thoughts, not your actions (seriously – never look me directly in the eyes).
For example, don’t snort the salt, take a shot of tequila, then squeeze the lime in your eye. That would be a horrible idea.
XoXOXOXooxOXo & Banana-flavored Margaritas,