Happy National Tequila Day!

I am a staunch proponent of indulging oneself in all things fine and all things delicious:

• ca$hmere
• entire jars of Nutella in one sitting
• those $900 shoes everyone judges you for buying but you know you will wear at least thrice in your lifetime and therefore it is a justifiable purchase [?]
• leather-bound books
• extensive/expensive retail therapy
• betting on horses (“I have to see a man about a horse…”)

Essentially, when an opportunity to go overboard (some might call it by its more refined name: ‘above and beyond’) presents itself, I try to take it.  Just like a bull and horns, picking up the reins, putting feet in front of other feet, etc.

Well, folks, today is a great day to be cray (or, an excuse to go above and beyond).  It’s National Tequila Day, which luckily falls on Tequila Tuesday.  The latter is a holiday I just invented now, but it works.  And you know what?  It makes today DOUBLY SPECIAL and DOUBLY TEQUILA-FILLED. 

AY CARRRAMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So.  I hereby charge you with imbibing a minimum of one tequila-themed drink today, and a maximum of fifteen (let’s be respectable, yes?).  If you feel uncomfortable with that, I’ll allow you to buy someone else a tequila-themed drink in exchange for drinking one yourself.

Please, don’t blame any of the embarrassing moves you pull today on me.  I can only control your thoughts, not your actions (seriously – never look me directly in the eyes).

For example, don’t snort the salt, take a shot of tequila, then squeeze the lime in your eye.  That would be a horrible idea.

XoXOXOXooxOXo & Banana-flavored Margaritas,

That’s Bananasss

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